confessions of a CNJ Artist

lightlyhere:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks.

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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Yes

Been arrested? No

Kissed someone you didn’t like? Yes

Slept in until 5 PM? Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Held a snake? No

Ran a red light? Yes

Been suspended from school? No

Experienced love at first sight? No

Totaled your car in an accident? Yes

Been fired from a job? Yes

Fired somebody? No

Sang karaoke? Yes

Pointed a gun at someone? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes

Kissed in the rain? Yes

Had a close brush with death (your own)? Yes

Seen someone die? No

Played spin-the-bottle? Yes

Sang in the shower? Yes

Smoked a cigar? Yes

Sat on a rooftop? Yes

Smuggled something into another country? Yes

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? Yes

Broken a bone? No

Skipped school? Yes

Eaten a bug? No

Sleepwalked? No

Walked a moonlit beach? Yes

Rode a motorcycle? No

Dumped someone? Yes

Forgotten your anniversary? Yes

Lied to avoid a ticket? Yes

Ridden on a helicopter? No

Shaved your head? No

Blacked out from drinking? Yes

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Hit a home run? No

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Cross-dressed? No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes

Eaten snake? No

Marched/Protested? No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No

Puked on amusement ride? No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? Yes

Been in a band? Yes

Knitted? No

Been on TV? Yes

Shot a gun? No

Skinny-dipped? Yes

Gave someone stitches? No

Eaten a whole habanero pepper? No

Ridden a surfboard? No

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? Yes

Had surgery? Yes

Streaked? Yes

Taken by ambulance to hospital? No

Tripped on mushrooms? No

Passed out when not drinking? No

Peed on a bush? Yes

Donated Blood? No

Grabbed electric fence? No

Eaten alligator meat? No

Eaten cheesecake? Yes

Killed an animal when not hunting? No

Peed your pants in public? No

Snuck into a movie without paying? Yes

Written graffiti? Yes

Still love someone you shouldn’t? No

Think about the future? Yes

Been in handcuffs? Yes

Believe in love? Yes

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